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It’s Not What You Think
For Doing Your Hair, Not Yourself
They’re long, they’re thick, they’re hot, BUT they’re not sex toys.
Every Mark Hill hair tool has been created to make your hair look better than ever - and sometimes, this leads to a suspicious looking design.
While they may sometimes make your mum ask questions, your partner get a bit too excited, or your boss look unconvinced as you explain your way out of what they saw behind you on Zoom, we can assure you that there’s nothing x-rated about our products.
Treat Yourself To
A Tailored Tool
Our Pick ‘N’ Mix range of hair tools are some of the best in the game, perfect for getting that salon-style finish every single time. Want that specific type of curl? Your favourite coloured handle? A handy travel bag to suit your style?
Choose each component separately, and end up with your perfect hair tool (and hair tool only). And the best part? It’s 3 for 2 across the whole Pick ‘N’ Mix range. Save some money, and look good doing it.
I love this hair tool, makes me look amazing, but my very conservative mother found it in my bathroom and now isn’t speaking to me because she thought it was something else. I’m sure you can figure out what. So, I’m taking recommendations for great ways to style my hair with this, and ways to convince my mum that it isn’t what she thinks it is.
Gemma
I’ve never found something that works so well on my hair while also looking so much like a sex toy. Seriously, it’s an achievement. I have great fun tricking my family by leaving it out on the side and laughing at their reaction - and looking amazing while doing it.
Olivia
Really love this product. Makes my hair look amazing and is so easy to use. However, it’s also easy to mistake for a different kind of self-care product, if you catch my drift, so it’s probably best to keep it out of plain sight if your parents come round (speaking from experience).
Jane
So glad I bought this product, it’s been a lifesaver on those bad hair days. The one negative I can think of? My manager saw it in the back of a work call and mistook it for a di*do, so I’ve now got to speak to HR about having an appropriate backdrop on video calls. Not my finest moment.
Rachel
Not gonna lie, I got this as a gift and thought it was something else for a while. After a couple of near accidents and completely new sensations, I found out it’s pretty good at doing my hair as well! NOTE: Please don’t make the same mistake as me, it’s still very sore down there.
Claire
I’ve literally never had better hair - can’t believe I lived without this for so long. I’ve also had to explain that it’s not a sex toy more times than I can count since I got it. Basically, you’ll have amazing hair, but you’ll also have to explain yourself out of a potentially embarrassing situation about 10 times a day. You win some, you lose some.
Sarah
My bf saw this in my drawer and was very disappointed when I told him what it actually is. I didn’t even know he wanted to bring toys into the bedroom. Long story short, we’ve now bought a toy that wouldn’t give you third degree burns, I still have my amazing curling wand, and now I have great hair and a happy boyfriend. Thanks Mark Hill!
Karen
After the initial shock of finding this in my sister’s bathroom, and quickly being told that it’s just a hair tool, nothing more, I gave it a go myself. Let me just say: WOW. It might look like the kind of thing that will loosen you up, if you get me, but nothing else has given me curls as good as this. I have my own now, and I’m still loving it.
Diana
I love this hair tool, makes me look amazing, but my very conservative mother found it in my bathroom and now isn’t speaking to me because she thought it was something else. I’m sure you can figure out what. So, I’m taking recommendations for great ways to style my hair with this, and ways to convince my mum that it isn’t what she thinks it is.
Gemma
I’ve never found something that works so well on my hair while also looking so much like a sex toy. Seriously, it’s an achievement. I have great fun tricking my family by leaving it out on the side and laughing at their reaction - and looking amazing while doing it.
Olivia
Really love this product. Makes my hair look amazing and is so easy to use. However, it’s also easy to mistake for a different kind of self-care product, if you catch my drift, so it’s probably best to keep it out of plain sight if your parents come round (speaking from experience).
Jane
So glad I bought this product, it’s been a lifesaver on those bad hair days. The one negative I can think of? My manager saw it in the back of a work call and mistook it for a di*do, so I’ve now got to speak to HR about having an appropriate backdrop on video calls. Not my finest moment.
